Sunday, April 02, 2006

Why???


I got this email from my friend Teresa. Some of these are just so true!!!




Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles arealways white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down togive the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summerwhen we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

take care,
Dawn

5 comments:

Diana said...

Those are so cute Dawn, thanks for the laughts tonight.

debi said...

Thanks for sharing those, Dawn! Some of those absolutely cracked me up!!! Especially love the vacuum cleaner one!

me said...

LOL, some of these are a riot! Thanks for the giggles. :)

~**Dawn**~ said...

i love those things lol...

Nancy said...

you crack me up! :)